December 2009
tumblr’s gay now, im gonna go and get a life. byeee
daaaaaaamm
wish I was born between 1968/1973
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YEA GREEN DAY YEAH WOW AHHH
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Green Day were phenomenal. I shall be eternally grateful.
Theory... hmmm.
cokeisglory:
The Big Bang has nothing to do with space, it’s really just Adam and Eve consumating under the tree.
ha ha ha
Beth: Can I help you?
Andy: I don't know. Can you?
Beth: Are you looking for something?
Andy: Is there something I should be looking for?
Beth: We have a lot of books. So, maybe it depends on what you like.
Andy: What do you like?
Beth: We have a great section of...do-it-yourself.
Andy: Do you like to "do it yourself"?
Beth: Sometimes. I mean...if the mood strikes.
Andy: How is the mood striking you now?
[they both laugh]
Beth: What's your name?
Andy: What's your name?
Beth: I'm Beth.
Andy: Andy.
Beth: Andy. Don't tell on me, okay, Andy?
Andy: I won't. Unless you want to be told on...Beth.